jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)

captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

deanwinchester-thedisneyprincess:

kaitlyncreates:

Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.

cherpes

jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

someone just messaged me about how offended they are that i would be mean to boys

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image